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A journey

Posted: June 5, 2010 in dry goods

If the shoe insert fits, wear it.  If it doesn’t, throw it out the window.

Just make sure it’s far away from the other shoe insert that didn’t fit and was thrown out the window.  You don’t want them getting ideas.

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A history lesson.

Posted: June 4, 2010 in dry goods

In the middle ages, guards would throw livestock over the castle walls as a method of defense.

I suppose that one could call garbage the livestock of modern day Brooklyn.

If this were the middle ages, my neighbors above would be excellent defenders of their fortress.